{"product_id":"unc-status-activated-tote-vintage-varsity-crest-midlife-humor-canvas","title":"UNC Status Activated Tote | Vintage Varsity Crest, Midlife Humor Canvas","description":"“UNC Status Activated” tote blends varsity-style block type and retro crest motifs into a tongue-in-cheek nod to early midlife humor. The small center chest artwork reads like a vintage collegiate badge in muted team colors, giving a casual, nostalgic college-sports vibe while leaning into the trend’s self-aware aging language. It reads as a wearable meme for people who enjoy playful generational labels and collegiate-inspired graphics in everyday carry.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% cotton canvas\n- Heavy fabric (12 oz\/yd² \/ 406.9 g\/m²)\n- Flat corners construction\n- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching\n- Available in natural and black, sewn-in label\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":47451854438645,"sku":"25914087716925443793","price":15.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":47451854471413,"sku":"13757169211537554214","price":15.64,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0781\/1029\/4261\/files\/8821052873388105176_2048.jpg?v=1767029077","url":"https:\/\/downhomegeneralstore.store\/products\/unc-status-activated-tote-vintage-varsity-crest-midlife-humor-canvas","provider":"Down Home General Store ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}